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If you still believe you can catch social diseases from toilet seats, this is for you. How frustrating it is to go into a public restroom and find there are no toilet seat covers. You have to spend your precious time building a "nest" of those little squares of toilet paper. No more.
After your
morning shower, just paste your own toilet seat cover to your butt. They're made of rustle-free material, self-adhesive (no licking required), are antibacterial (while on the toilet, you actually clean the seat). As an added feature, when you remove them, they take off unwanted (and in some cases, wanted) hair.
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I am so glad you put in the part about not having to lick them. Worth a few pennies more, definitely. |
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Why not put a zipper in the back of the pants? Hmmm... |
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I am so glad you put in the part about not having to lick them. Worth a few pennies more, definitely. |
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