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And I'm accessing the site via dialup. </sob> |
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//submit their detailed daily routines// - possible security issues here: "... at 07:15 every day I leave my house for work, leaving it unoccupied until 18:30 ..." |
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Bah - I can only assume that this is a cheekily veiled dig at time and motion studies. The problem is that the sort of people who enjoy recording and cataloguing the minutiae of their daily lives evidently have far too much time of their hands already. |
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Meanwhile, those people who have pared and honed their time-usage down to embrace such efficiencies as leaving their beer-cans stuffed down the back of the settee in order to save on clearing-up time, simply laugh scornfully and set about another heavy drinking session. |
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I fear were I to submit my movements to a T&M group, the response would be a resoundingly clear - "Stop pissing about!" - the trouble is, I'm particularly good at it. |
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I don't need time and motion, I need an assistant! |
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