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Personal Theme Music
Bluetooth powered iPhone app plays music people have chosen as their theme when they're in close proximity. | |
While you're listening to your podcast or music walking down
the
street with this app on, as somebody else with the same app
approaches you, what you're currently listening to fades
out
and their chosen theme music fades in as they walk by.
Darth Vader walking by would be accompanied by
the Imperial
March for instance.
I can't think of any other examples, so this would just be for
Darth Vader.
The Corbomite Manoeuvre
http://trekcore.com...iationBabyBalok.mp3
"Danger, Will Shatner ! " [8th of 7, Jan 27 2020]
Family's always embarrassing...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X6QzbvH-ZNo
... but rarely this much. [8th of 7, Jan 27 2020]
Kumbaya
https://youtu.be/1jjcxFGEysE
[pertinax, Jan 28 2020]
Fatal Auto Collision Song
Fatal_20Auto_20Collision_20Song
[hippo, Jan 28 2020]
I Have Arrived
I_20Have_20Arrived
[hippo, Jan 28 2020]
The Theme Machine
The_20Theme_20Machine
[hippo, Jan 28 2020]
Clip from Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines
https://www.youtube...watch?v=McFj_vq3cwk
An earlier version of this idea. "There is nothing a German officer cannot do!" [DrBob, Feb 07 2020]
[link]
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Darth is just fine ... [+] |
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For [MB], we recommend <link1> |
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//I can't think of any other examples//
If John Travolta walks past, it plays "Stayin' Alive". |
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//For [MB], we recommend <link1>// No need. I actually
have a Marching String Quartet (yes, it's tough on the cellists)
follow me around |
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Are we not just re-enacting the running joke on QI, where the
punchline always begins "... and Alan goes ..." ? |
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// //For [MB], we recommend <link1>// No need. I actually have a Marching String Quartet (yes, it's tough on the cellists) follow me around// ...playing "Yakety Sax" |
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Actually, there's a serious flaw with this idea: If you're driving your car and your car collides with another car, your proximity to the other driver will cause their theme music to play over your car's hi-fi. However, it may be more appropriate to play your Fatal Auto Collision Song - how will the contention between these two protocols be resolved? |
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If the vehicle has sustained damage such that the backup FACS system activates (catastrophic loss of main power bus, airbag triggering) then that's what you get; otherwise the entertainment system (presumably linked to your smartphone) belts out your opponent's soundtrack. |
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They actually have accident notification on tracking
apps that could be used to trigger the famous FACS.
Both parties would be able to hear it upon impact.
Theoretically. |
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And how would it interact with the "IHA" protocol (see link). If you arrived somewhere and opened your car door and someone came up and greeted you, would your "IHA" music play, or the other person's "PTM" music? And what if, in the act of arriving and being greeted, you fatally crashed into another car? |
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You approach others: your song fades into their earbuds. |
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Others approach you: their song fades into your earbuds. |
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Both parties crash into each other: both parties have FACS
played in their earbuds along with a pubic cervix massage
about it being unsafe to drive with earbuds. Sorry,
spellcheck issue. Public. |
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//pubic cervix massage//
Whether a typo, auto-correct, or on purpose, I support this
idea! |
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[+1] for the //pubic cervix massage// |
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Of course my theme song would have to be: Nurse
from Derek & Clive. |
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Can I update my choice? I'm going for the Pink Panther
theme. |
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Mancini’s masterpiece. A fine choice. |
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