Personal Shower Trainer

Showering for me can often be perplexing, and this makes me wonder that perhaps I'm just not doing it right. Sometimes I feel that I'm overusing the soap, or spending too long on my upper body and neglecting the leg area. Another common problem I find is the order of drying: should I start at the hair and work my way down to the feet and why do I sometimes forget to do dry my back?

I blame parental guidance. Somewhere at a yong age my mother or father gave me some sort of cleaning instruction, but it was long forgotten, and I assume my parents were just as in the dark about proper cleaning techniques as I now am.

Ultimately I advocate a school program of shampooing, rinsing, cleansing and drying to all children of a certain age - but of course this does nothing for those of us who are everyday forced to do the deed as 'self taught' showerers.

Enter the personal shower trainer. He or she will stand next to you as you shower, giving advice and directions in a program designed to suit your level of ability. In a stern yet supportive voice they will shout cleaning drills at you - using the whistle about their neck every now and again - much as they might do if you were doing field exercises in the army or microsoft corporation etc.

A four to six day intensive program every morning for half an hour, carefully researched to make the experience as effective as possible, should then put any new recruit onto the path of cleanliness.