People get attached to their pets
They can often get quite upset when they wear out
But we here at PermaPet have the solution to their woes
A pet inoculated against tissue rejection in the womb (see
attached link for details of our proprietary technique) with
one
of our lines of organ
replacement bunnies (for cats) or sheep
(for dogs) providing you with a ready supply of organs &
tissue
to help your vet extend fluffy's life expectancy indefinitely*
Stem cell injections to stimulate new brain tissue growth
when
your pet begins to exhibit signs of mental decay available for
an additional charge
Short of instant death resulting from massive head trauma
reducing the brain to jelly your pet can expect a far longer
(happier is up to you) life by your side than any normal
animal
of its species.
OK, so your pet won't really live forever but we'll do our
damnedest to make sure it lives as long as we possibly can.
After all, it's about the only damn way we're ever going to
get
enough widespread acceptance of the technique to ever see
it's use in humans & that's where the real money's going to
be.
Brought to you by Skewed Inc in partnership with Sixth day
Industries, a wholly owned subsidiary of Imfinidum
Enterprises
*If they'll buy Savanah cats they'll buy these, the pet hybrid
wild
cat & domestic fox industry (etc) would make a good test
market, after all, the buggers buying those are already
willing to
spend
obscene amounts of money on a pet, often sight unseen,
seeing as its egg sometimes hasn't even been ovulated yet.
Well, it's one way to make some money out of the proof of
concept process.