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Are the two positions marked or otherwise distinguished? |
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Glasgow girls could buy the half-price version, without the pepper spray. |
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Having just returned from a reunion dinner at
Girton, matriculation year 1977, I can assure both
the good [doctor] and [1.14285714285] that a single
nozzle is sufficient. |
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Presumably there was a statistically
significant proportion of Glaswegian females
present. |
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Yes, there were none - which is, I believe,
statistically significant. |
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Indeed it is- "none" is the proven statistically
optimal quantity of female Glaswegians
required to facilitate a cultured and
sophisticated social event. |
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Once it's in your eye, it really doesn't make a difference. |
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Buy now and get, as a free bonus, a double-ended dropper
bottle, with moisturizing eye drops on one side and tobasco
sauce on the other. |
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//Once it's in your eye, it really doesn't make a
difference.// |
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I am troubled to have to report that the over-50s of
Girton alumni seem to have developed a _wearable_
Mace. |
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how did I not bun this the first time? |
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// a squirty mace flower, a red nose (not the
red croissant originally advertised) and a pair
of size 26 boots // |
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