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Sure this has been done before |
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//not meant for sitting men unless they direct the squirt//
I sit down to pee precisely because I DON'T need to "direct the squirt". Gravity takes care of everything. It's extremely rare (mostly dependent on the exact geometry of the toilet I happen to be using) that anything "escapes". |
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Jesus man, how many times does it have to happen to you before you learn to aim? |
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{Hovers in lab coat with hand counter} |
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You don't worry about accidentally dipping it in the frigid bowl water? |
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Just me? <sniff> Alrighty then. |
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I'm not in North America; no "full bowl" issues here. See linky. |
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My body shape and sizes leaves me vulnerable to many toilets, especially smaller ones. I appreciate any invention that helps. [+] Touching the inside of it, touching the water, and urinating on my own trousers when sitting down are all hazards. Worse, whenever I complain about my issues people think I'm bragging. I'm really not, I just wish the world was designed for the more endowed. Very few normal things feel worse than dipping one's morning wood into a toilet bowl. |
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This won't help with wood, bruh. |
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In the book of man, chapter 5, verse 15: |
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For whilst thou not be a gecko, or camel,
or ambidextrous horse.
Thou shalt always direct thy squirt,
And manage your damn course.
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