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I like it - the jet pedalo. The hydrofoil pedalo is a good idea too, but I'm not sure you'd ever get enough speed to properly hydrofoil. |
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The thing I'm wondering is - how compressible is water? Could a "progressive Archemedian screw" actually work? Or would the casing tend to break under the pressure? |
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Water is almost completely incompressible. |
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Hmm, that's what I was wondering - so, in a screw where one end has a wider mouth than the other, the water, refusing to be compressed, comes out the other side that much faster, right? |
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If you have an infinite amount of force to push the water in, then yes. |
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Your link is broken [zen tom]. |
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If you've not seen them yet, search for Pumpabike to see just how easily hydrofoils will skim across the water. |
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Thanks 2 fries - I think it was because the original idea has an "ambiguous" character in it - I've edited it a bit now, so it should work. |
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[hippo] I don't think it needs to be infinite, after all, when you turn on a tap, it's the water being "compressed" that pushes it out of the tap - it doesn't take up any less volume, but it is under pressure, and an enclosed screw should work just the same (nodding encouragingly) at least I'm hoping that's how it would work. |
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//progressive Archemidic screw// 1 shot Ouzo 1/2 shot grapefruit juice 1/4 shot absinthe |
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How about a slug of Grenadine to lift it a bit ? |
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It doesn't need to be progressive. It can be linear, with a small nozzle on the end. |
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A "Roots blower" pump would probably be cheaper and simpler. Or a diaphragm pump. |
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Would it be possible to tow such a vessel by means of trained cephalopods ? Like a sort of very damp dog sled ? Cephalopods are pretty bright ... and you wouldn't need harnesses, because they could grip on to the boat with their tentacles. |
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//you wouldn't need harnesses// A good thing, too. Have
you ever tried to harness a squid? |
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<frenzied vigilante mob>"Pedalos! Lock 'em up and throw away the key!!!"</fvm> |
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// Have you ever tried to harness a squid? // |
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