Pecking Order Sofa

There is a hierarchy in most households, but much friction and chaos can result in a lack of clearly visible boundaries and ground rules. All of this ends with the arrival of the Pecking Order Sofa.

The sofa has three layers, with the most luxurious and comfortable being on top, and occupied exclusively by the alpha male or female of the household. The layers below are less desirable in descending order until ground level is reached where the runts and crawlers reside, who must serve the needs of those immediately above.

Scraps and tit-bits may percolate downwards from above, as favours make their way up, but nasty business is always delivered in a downwards direction.

All manner of diverse detritus is gravity fed to those below. This includes insults, orders, empty plates of food, crisp and biscuit wrappers, beer bottles, smelly socks, and other nefarious personal jetsam such as dandruff and nose pickings.

Each sofa comes packed in straw and is complemented by a ten minute instruction video of a busy hen house in action to demonstrate correct usage.