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There are so few reasons to party with ordinary folks anymore. Now every month you bring your shedding (and shredder?) to a party venue. There are 12 bins with industrial shredders atop set up in a circle on the gym floor.
With proper music and soft candlelight you make two trips round the circle.
In a sort of conga line you shred about a 12th of your stash of secret documents into each bin. Smart looking young men and ladies in the bins in sparkly suits first help mix the chads and chips by dancing, then on your 2nd pass round the circle they help you fill up your sack with the shreds. After a few company songs and final toast you head out to your secret place of disposal.
Our slogan is:
What the shredding party has put asunder, let no man (or Computer) try to put back in readable format.
You might get away without bins (12 piles on the floor), but the candles, edibles, dancing, and music are essential.
Monthly tickets will be sold in a book of 12 for the price of ten single entry tickets.
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[+] the party can also include identifiable recycleables as well though that might be a bit too nitpicky. |
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Of course, your sensitive documents would be quite safe from espionage or misappropriation in a dimly-lit room full of glamorous strangers. |
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I hear that fire does a pretty good job of rendering evidence illegible. |
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yes, but there's less chance of wasting illegal/immoral data-miners' time. |
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Yes, yes this is very good. I have many secret party plans. And they need to be shredded. |
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