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This device is a cube shaped punchy self powered woofer and
subwoofer with a mic, BPM counter, and a tempo adjuster. It
has an 'off/on' remote as to control it.
When a party in ear shot has gone on too long and you have to
work the next day, post up as a party person and place this
device
near the monitors.
When activated, the BPM sensor finds the tempo, and fires off
copies of the bass kicks early.
The DJ will assume a skip or error, and the crowd will lose the
moment. The DJ will try to adjust from his 'boom chick boom
chick' and chase the 'b-boom chick b-boom chick' he now hears.
Unable to get his flow back and losing the crowd, the party will
lose energy and start to quickly wind down, enabling you to
sleep and go to your job the next morning bright eyed and bushy
tailed.
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You've been listening to the dark side again Luke. If you don't like our party, please take your bots and go home. Don't ruin the party for the other creatures. |
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Sounds like the kinda thing a young Steve Jobs... |
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[+] though I'd much prefer explosives. |
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Just send me, works everything. |
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I really thought this was something about [Travbm]. Or wait, is it? |
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Or you could just bring me along I'm Caucasian and nerdy. |
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I'm for anything that makes egotistical guys mooning over expensive DVD players look more ridiculous. |
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// The DJ will try to adjust //...the volume up, don't expect anything else. |
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I knew someone who went several doors down the block to ask if the party could please reduce the volume a bit. They rudely told him to get lost. |
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He went home, got an old padlock, and when back to the house where the party was at. |
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He went around the side, flipped the lever on the circuit breaker box controlling the house electricity, and locked the handle open. |
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He then went home and went to bed. |
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