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A remake of Total Recall starring a very old Alzheimer's-affected Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has to keep frequently breaking off from all the murder and mayhem and gratuitous destruction to adjust his colostomy bag, take his tablets, look for his keys, ask if he's had his tea yet, stare at other characters
and then declaim, "You're not my son ...", and enquire about his friend President Reagan.
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I thought I had seen this one before somewhere? |
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Maybe. Was it something about a holiday somewhere ... ? |
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I need you clothes, your boots and your mobility
scooter. |
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^ [marked-for-errrr....marked for ....well, just marked] |
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[MaxwellBuchanan], you forgot sunglasses.
"Dees are da wrong prescription. Do you have a -4.0?" |
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"Hey, just what you see, pal ! " |
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