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Get a small chip recorder, battery and speaker together. Record the agonized yowl of your cat as you pinch its tail. Wire the 'play' key to a pressure switch. Encase the whole thing in several layers of condoms and swallow it.
At the hospital, getting the scratches dressed, tell them the cat that
did it is inside you.
Self-explanatory idea names.
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Something this idea is NOT. [StarChaser, Mar 09 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
What is the difference between pussy and parsley?
http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Parsley
People do not eat parsley [neelandan, Mar 13 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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For some reason this idea reminds me of my first boyfriend. |
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"......and the diagnosis doctor"? |
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What on *earth* are you on about? |
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What is the surgical procedure for removing a small pet lodged in the alimentary canal? |
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Swallow a battery you say? That's one way to bleed society of the intellectually challenged. |
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does everything degenerate into puns?! |
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Is an unthinkable idea cerebral parsley? |
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"But Holmes! - Why are you sticking a small citrus fruit up my bottom?"
"A lemon entry, my dear Watson" |
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Put a flavorful fake cat leg in mouth - paw facing forward...
When someone notes you're having difficulty speaking - and uses that cliché "Whassamatta, Cat got yer tongue?"
Make sure they see the cat leg when you say "YES" |
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Ah! Another idea to reduce the waiting time in A&E, I see. |
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Alimentary, my dear Watson. |
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