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A parking meter is sometimes covered with a cloth hood. When this is removed, the device beneath should spread its wings and fix you with its beady eyes, before settling down into its normal function.
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Hmm. If I see a meter with a hood on, I would assume it is being repaired and I wouldn't pay. |
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It would need at least the claws exposed. |
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"We are gathered here this day to witness the union of the parking meter and the Falcon. Let us prey, their union proves fruitful and will be coined in the future." |
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Barn or screech owls would work, too, to keep seagulls away. |
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It's the new Kung Fu movie! |
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