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Somebody's been whizzing on the electric fence again, haven't they? |
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Everything has a place on the internet. If you build it, they will... |
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What the [Alterother] said, only in capitals and with
an exclamation mark. |
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Finally! Umm, I mean uh, 'no'. |
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Some inventions, Monsieur Guillotin, are best demonstrated by their advocates. |
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<pedantic addendum>M. Guillotin neither invented, nor died upon, the device bearing his name. But don't let that deter you.</pa> |
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"Now, do pay attention, 007. This is the Mk VI
Tiger PanzerKampfWagen... the Bedpan / Tazer
Struggle Wagon. Believe me, you WILL struggle for
a short while, but not as long as you think. With
its 88mm inner barrel dimension, Maybach engine
and 120mm main armour it's got the stopping
power of a bull rhinoceros." |
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"Don't tou... uh-uh-uh-uh, NNnngH! AAArrrgh!
<sounds of body falling and bootheels drumming on
linoleum> Eeeeuuurrrgh! YOU FUCKING PILLOCK,
007! I TOLD YOU... uh-uh-uh-uh, NNnngH!
AAArrrgh! <sounds of body falling and bootheels
drumming on linoleum>" |
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That's my _other_ gripe over this 'bake. |
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//I once tried BDSM.// Yeah, but the license, man,
the license: You can do *anything* Polymorphous
perversity! |
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I have to confess that i thought I hadstruck
gold with this one. |
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I had visions of being worshiped like a God
by only the most elite sexual freaks world
wide. |
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//I had visions of being worshiped like a God// |
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There's medication for that. |
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Is there medication for god? Perhaps there should be.. |
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If there was a god/s then what sort of
antidepressants
would it/they need, to feel good about the fuckup
we're
making of the planet? |
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You're assuming he/she/it/they have anything to do with
it, or even care. |
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I took the time to do some market and brand research on your behalf (invoice to follow). "Frank Zapper" scored well, accross all audiences. "Minge Twinge" came a close second, followed by "Clam Bake" which scored remarkable high amongst women who also own Harleys. |
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I have to admit, [Afro], I've never been tempted to
try. There are a lot of electric fences around where I
live. |
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//live// sp: am incarcerated. |
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They're to keep the useless horses owned by the
wannabe farmers in the area, in the paddocks where
they belong, dickhead. |
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I meant Australia. Sorry for the ambiguity... |
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//I thought I had struck gold with this one// yes, well... the bun:bone ratio may have something to do with nuggets, certainly. |
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You are possibly one of the persons least likely on
Earth to say something unintentionally ambiguous,
[4whom]. |
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//... most elite sexual freaks world wide.// - and you're posting it *here*?
Uh... Am I out of place? Has the HB changed focus while I wasn't paying attention? |
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