Pan-simian currency

After having to lay off the zeppelin crew from the prospective NMRM Co silver reclamation business, from the lining of clouds, it's not worth the 300 grams per cloud apparently, I found myself with time on my hands.

Anyway, concerning the EU standardisation of the banana, I have decided that if they're that standard then why not use them as a currency, achieving two goals.

1) The aforementioned pan-species currency, well....uniting the simian world, presumably our cousins in the ape world would soon cotton on to growing bananas, levelling out wealth human:our simians cousins.

2) Over a staged transition of replacing the $, £, RMB etc with bananas, most countries in the banana growing countries would become incredibly wealthy so more equally distributing wealth to poor countries.

Consequences might range from fairly trivial to a 225% levy on Chinese bananas, the discovery in fossil records indicating that the dinosaurs had a proto-banana banking crash, leading to their mass starvation and the Yucatan Basin bolide was a mere sideshow.