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If you're a businessman tired of the daily grind this service
will perk you right up! Just sign on the dotted lines and
wait.
At least once a month someone will hit you with a paintball
from somewhere. It could be on your way to an interview
or when you need a raise, it could be on the day
of an
important meeting; you definitely have a pony in this
show.
If you fail to spot the sniper he could ruin your whole day
so change your routes, keep a sharp eye, and carry your
paintball gun: The only way to stop him is to get him
before he gets you.
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911 ? There's a man with a gun on the roof.... |
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All the shots are directed towards the groin. |
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Interesting choice of words. In an impact between
eye and paintball, want to guess which one wins? |
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Better actual guns with marker rounds. More accurate,
more realistic, and best of all, you can mount a sound
suppressor... |
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I've actually heard talk that marker rounds don't hurt as
much as paintballs; I don't know how true that is, since I've
never been hit by one or been present during their use
(saw
me some at a gun show, once). They're smaller, but they
travel much faster. |
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[+] not that I particularly like the idea, but it has a sort of Insp.Clouseau/Cato flavour to it. |
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^same reason for my bun. I pretty much like all ideas like
that. |
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