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Standard baby-carriage sporting top and bottom half-shells, which open and close symmetrically through a mechanism off the wheels (like a push mower) which also drives the wakka-wakka sound. An inner shell, suspended from the frame, keeps the infant level, throughout. Equipped with bicycle-type settable
handbrakes (and optional push mower).
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[doctorremulac3, Aug 13 2015]
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I envision a video with a gothly blue hued young person standing there looking gothic. The sirens play. They are the sirens from when Pacman eats a power pellet but out of context might not be immediately recognized. Then a person pushing a Pacman carriage runs up, rams the goth who tumbles into the carriage, moves off the screen. |
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Why has this never happened?? I find it surpassingly obvious, but I never did think of it myself. When the little abstergences come along, they'll ride inside the yellow glow as long as their bodies fit. SUATMM. [+] |
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This would be awesome and brilliant, but possibly
only for the first couple of hours. |
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^ ... at which point you could turn off the animation and sound and be left with a decent bright yellow pram. |
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Did I mention that, if you take out the inner liner, it can be used as a portable drinks cooler ? |
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An exhausted parent forcing an irritable infant through
driving rain with the added effort and embarrassment of an
absurd Pac-Man contraption may be forced to re-evaluate
their decision to procreate. I can't see a down side. |
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/embarrassment/
OK then. A Dig Dug stroller. |
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Actually now that I think of it, Dig Dug would be a very appropriate name for the baby. |
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not a yolk... unless you wanted to put frilly white curtains around it, but you could repaint it as a smiley face. |
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/ This would be awesome and brilliant, but possibly only for the first couple of hours. / |
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Perhaps only offer them through a "rent for a day" program at the local playground. Take it back before it bores. |
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Can it have VR ghosts, dots, and power-ups? |
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And does it come in car size? |
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