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The cruelty is just transferred to the toreador: instead of getting mauled by a 1000-pound bull, he gets mauled by a triceratops. Perhaps the best toreadors should be subject to this, for a new challenge. |
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Didn't Spielberg predict cyborg gladiator matches in AI? (Couldn't watch the whole thing, I'm just going by the reviews.) |
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Bullfighting is hardly cruel to the toreador. The toreador puts himself in danger, of his own free will. the bull, however, has no say in the matter, and is stabbed by a variety of picadors, thisadors, and thatadors before the matador steps in the ring. Take out the bull stabbing, and this is just another extreme sport. |
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The bull can actually win, you know (in which case it is saved and sent to a stud farm for the rest of its days), which is more that we can say of poor pigs and cows. (In fact, a joke from Spain, when tourists ask for the testicles after the bullfight (a delicacy): the waiter serves them, but they look very small, at which the tourists complain. "Ah, you see," says the waiter," the bull sometimes wins...") |
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