Only Turn Right

This is a prescription for general movement rather than a specific dance.

A left turn can be made with 3 right turns, so, to arbitrarily choose one (although I can see a problem between left and right road countries) only make right turns and pretty soon everybody will follow your lead and the whole world will become one big right-turn waltz unravelling its way into the singularity.

The advantage of this is that with everyone only making right turns it is much easier to negotiate tight spots. you are never really crossing anyones path, you will just sort of flow around them. This is a technique that tractor trailer trucks use in small parking lots.

Earlier today i realized as i got on to the subway for the 7 millionth time, that everything, the whole world is about which way you turn. For instatnce, on the subway, as soon as I get in the car I have to turn one way or the other to end up facing the door I came in. I generally stand up in the subway so I dont have to negotiate sitting down, I only have to decide which way to turn and I make the decision totally based on who is around me and how much I trust their looks or whether I am sexually attracted to them. Turning toward someone gives respect to them and turning away gives your ass to them. It is a smell thing, and, well actually it is an everything thing. I have discovered through observing myself that I generally give respect to the large males on the subway and my ass to the women and the skinny guys. Pretty fing horrible right? Well it gets worse if you think about it because once you become conscious of it you slow down and then everyone else is conscious of it too and then you are having to give your ass to people who know what you are doing and then sit next to them. No matter how great of a person you are you are never going to win over anyone who you consciously give your ass to.

So what is the solution? To gain the super power to turn oneself inside out? That would be a great trick for Math Man maybe.

Everyone has to make this choice in a closed space like an elevator or a subway. It just that most people do is unconsciously and with such smoothness and negotiation that you never notice how quickly you fall into either the respect or the disrespect categories.

I always feel so bad on the subway -- because my body language is encouraging people to turn away from me and I am ending up in the collective disrespect category. It is a physcial location in a closed space where most of the anus air ends up. You cant help but feel like shit there.

The good news is that you can learn to negotiate these situations from watching Mystery the pick up artist or Cesar the Dog Whisperer on Youtube. Dont get stuck in the disrespect category, I am telling you from personal experience. There is a disrepect hole in every closed space that contains humans. it is where all the anus air is gathered. Sorry, its true. And if you end up there, you will feel like shit. My experience is that, if you body languge people the wrong way they will give you their butts and howevers and the smell of their anuses and that will gently lead you into feeling like shit. What a surprise.

So if you want to avoid the disrespect hole, make the decision to only turn right and then you will not have to worry about which way to turn since you can only turn right and, you will end up doing alot more turns (3 rights for every left means twice as many turns overall) and spinning around alot. This will encourage other people to do the same and pretty soon we will all be dancing the right turn dance and gently unravelling all the knots that the world is tied up into.

The Right Turn Dance.