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Shit shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit shit shit.
Explanation:
The novelty company "Shit Novelties And Gag Gifts" makes an
anthropomorphic turd shaped novelty toy that takes a dump
on
your desk
when you push the button. They're working on this
feature which uses a mixture of commonly found household
materials to
make the faux feces.
The team leader behind the project is upset because the fake
doodoo is of poor quality, much worse than their competitor's
product and they're in danger of falling behind in the fast
paced, lucrative, fake turd laying turd toy market.
I'm really looking forward to reviews of my limerick. I'm
thinking
they'll be really good.
poop machine
https://youtu.be/rVyhGNMMgvo
not shaped like a turd [xandram, Nov 01 2021]
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Shit, shit shit shit shit. |
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Shit! (exclamation) that thing, device, whatever, shit, shit
(verb) out some stinky or shit (adjective) shit (noun). |
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You know, I was feeling like this admittedly dumb post was
a waste of time till I saw the poop machine. That thing took
a very very long time to build, and somebody put that time
into it. |
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Regardless of where this post falls, somewhere between
shit and THE
shit on that spectrum, it's nowhere near the wast of time of
that
linked poop
machine. |
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The odd thing about the word "Limerick" is that the town of Limerick itself is actually an old Viking settlement. Sadly, this could be another case of a well-known "name" in Irish literature actually being Anglo-Saxon. |
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We'll find something else another day, but I'm all in on the
doodoo analysis machine. |
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Excellent category choice [+] |
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The meaning of this comment is left as an exercise to
the reader: |
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Bone Bone Bone Bone Bone
Bone Bone Bone Bone
Bone Bone Bone Bone Bone
Bone Bone Bone Bone
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I would also just like to point out that none of the limericks presented here have only one word in them. They all appear to have multiple words all the same as each other. |
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What pocmloc said. Also, sninctown's 'limerick' only has 4 lines. Very poor effort I would say. |
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//They all appear to have multiple words all the
same as each other.// |
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Hmm. But can one word have multiple meanings? Is
buffalo the noun the same word as buffalo the
verb? |
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So let me change the meaning. |
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The guy in charge of the project is pissed so he
starts swearing and yells "Shit!" 25 times. Keep in
mind, he's also insane because he started a toy
company called "Shit Novelties And Gag Gifts". |
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Shit shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit
Shit shit shit shit shit shit. |
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So the new title of the idea should be "Guy yells
shit 25 times" |
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(kicks back and waits for the buns to come a
roooolin' in.) |
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Nice weather for the time of year eh wat? |
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I like writing. All those words and stuff. Then you put the
little dots on it to show you're not talking any more. Like
there. Oooh, and there again! |
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Shucks, I was taught that its called profanity, and not to
use it. So I don't. I live in a community that doesn't, and
study in university classes that don't. And we feel good
about it (about not using profanity). Makes us less
aggressive, and, shucks, it gives the people around us a
better feeling. |
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So tell me, am I getting it right? |
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Whatever whatever whatever,
whatever whatever - whatever
whatever whatever,
whatever whatever...
whatever, whatever whatever. |
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(There once was a well known halfbaker,
who forgot that the old-fashioned breaker
is needed to break her
lines, for the sake, er,
of making a limerick shaker) |
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I grew up in the ghetto and did't go to school. |
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Ohh, there's one of those I stopped talking dots
again! |
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"Marklar" or a very long word with right syllables that humorously precis the at the moment situation. |
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