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A royal wearable item, hat, working jacket or chains that signifies Royal backing. | |
Harry and Megan have got the separation but now I hear they are doing Royal duties. I am confused.
I suggest a hat or coat, for those with two halves, so the public can instantly know if the item televised is the real Royal deal.
I would not want to call Harry, Harry, at the wrong occasion.
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They should each wear a simple black tshirt with an allcaps
white STAFF on it, just like the other non-royals who have to
work at other people's social engagements. |
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Probably true but that still confuses, business with Royal ambassadorial stewardship. |
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I dunno. Royal ambassadorial stewardship is a job. The
mutuality of obligation is there, as evidenced by H&M
losing their recompense (titles, some money) in return for
avoiding their duties (being polite to the gutter press). |
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As to how the hat should look, I think it should be some
form of stove pipe, into the void of which is affixed a
mechanism designed to raise a royal standard though the
hinged top, reflecting when Harry The Royal is resident in
his body & the hat, retracting when Harry the Squaddie is
going about his everyday business, down the offie for a
few cans and then up the park to let off fireworks. |
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The trick will be media-risation of Harry punching out the overly oppressive press with his stove pipe a flapping. |
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