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Rather like a suit of armour, but without covering the legs,
the Omni-quad pet (TM) fits all dogs and cats.
Built into the suit is a microphone and a noise canceling
system, Built in speakers (on the outside) use the data from
the microphone to morph meows into barks or vice versa.
The
helmet part of the suit can shift its configuration to dog
face to cat face.
So, at a drop of the remote control your Omni-quad pet (TM)
gets you preferred quadruped pet.
Dalek
https://drive.googl...fLuQOzBBCJJkQO6rRQA
[not_morrison_rm, Nov 26 2018]
Rocket thruster
https://drive.googl...H1ZW3nVgjlDlxqyQfrm
[not_morrison_rm, Nov 26 2018]
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Before I forget again...is it just me or have rocket thrusters
always been made out of pithed Daleks. See links. |
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How do you know this invention is not already in common use? |
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Could this cunning device be adaptated to act as a mecha suit
for small dogs? I'm thinking that a ShitZu might like the
chance to appear less pointless, if only for a while. |
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Shi Tzu need no artificial aids when they want to transform from their normal Yoda-like inoffensive indifference to full Jedi Knight mode. |
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Oh yes. "If you strike me down, I shall become more p..."
"Yap yap yap yap!!" |
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"Doctor, doctor, my eighteen-kilo house cat keeps wagging his
tail. Is this normal?" |
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I like dog tails but cat whiskers. So I think I want a halfbaked
one of these, that would be a fine combo of both. Please. |
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We can supply any quantity you want, by the sackful. Also we have a special offer on little fur triangles, in pairs - choose from black, white, ginger, tabby or tortoiseshell (We done gone an' maked all they heads nice and round and smooth). |
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