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An olympic event in which participants
attempt to propose the most outlandish
olympic events imaginable. Extra points
for obscurity, humor, and irony.
Olympic Magnifying Glass Ant-Burning
Olympic Hurling
Olympic Masturbation, Streaking, and
Goat
Effing Triathlon
Olympic Dust Counting
Olympic
Gymnastics-score Fairness
Quibbling
Olympic Olympic Olympic X
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so let's see - you don't like the Olympics? |
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"Now, ladies and gentlemen, in the finals of Olympics Hating, [nomocrow]!" |
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Don't forget the olympic olympic gymnast kidnapping and pedophilia contest... to be performed on pre-informed and consenting olympic pole dancers instead, for legal issues. |
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I hate to join a list, but... Olympic synchronized speed toenail clipping. |
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Ah, hurling, now that's a fine Irish sport, sort of a cross between field hockey and Aussie rules football. Fully deserves to be featured in the Olympics, I'd say. |
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Confusion today when it came to light that a taxonomical misinterpretation had led the English team to field a bunch of drunken tourists. |
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//so let's see - you don't like the
Olympics?// |
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I love the Olympics. I almost cried when
Lolo tripped on the ninth hurdle. |
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I'm just being silly because the joke's
getting worn thin. |
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There was recently a lobby to have video games accepted as an Olympic event! Can you imagine. |
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