h a l f b a k e r yProfessional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.
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On passing a kebab takeaway, I had noticed the chef was at the grill sitting in a office chair preparing meals.
Turn this into office preparation.
With your monitor,telephone and what have you securely fixed or nailed to your desk,flip the top over to reveal the griller or massive George Forman
type frier.Lower the extractor fan hood,fire up the gas or electrics and get cooking your lunch.
Upon flipping back, all residue and grime is washed away into a stainless steel vat.Office parties and office bbq perhaps.
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When it all gets too much:
"Sorry, I got confused. Your ultra-important memo was barbequed, medium rare." |
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My knees are getting warm for some reason... |
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Burn important papers, instead of shredding. |
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Just don't fall asleep at the grill... |
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This would have one incredibly useful side effect: all the crap in your keyboard would dump into the grease trap on a regular basis. |
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Skinflaps - you work in management, don't you? This is just another clever way to keep us from leaving work. |
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Certainly give me reason to show up by noon. |
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