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These gongs are considerably quieter than
the traditionals. The electronic mallet would
softly trigger at
preordained intervals, adorning the office
environment with the serenity and grace of
a
Buddhist monastery. Arrange several in the
area to respond to each other across the
room, creating
an echo ambiance whenever
appropriate. Different sizes and tones
available.
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I'd like that. Give me a couple of those. Maybe you can work it into the whole "gong show" theme for meetings, too. When someone's spouting off on stupidities... |
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I'd like to call departmental meetings by usage of an enormous gong. |
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I'd like to ram my boss's head into a gong sometimes. |
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But really, I like this idea! Install a few of those zen fountains and zen toms around the office, too, and you're good to go. |
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Gongs could be used instead of doors, and banged out the way with a mallet. Phones would gong, instead of ringing, and instead of voicemail, the caller would hear a gentle gong. Urinals and toilets would be gongs, which would ring beneficently when used. Oh yes. |
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We actually have a gong in our office, but it is used by our salesmen to celebrate when they make a sale. It is quite loud, so I guess it doesn't achieve the stated goals. |
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How about steel drums to give the office that tropical everyday's-margarita-day vacation feel? |
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The gong response idea is that one would
go off in section A, hence triggering
sections B and C, which in turn trigger
section D. A once through kind of thing,
not some droning cacaphony of nonstop
gongage. |
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Office bongs..hee hee, already thought of
that one. |
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I'd accept silent dodgy gongs. |
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