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Nunjas
Get thee to a nunnery, young Grasshoppette... | |
Stealthily they pad their way through the darkened cloisters of the world - mysterious figures clad (mostly) in black, whose name is spoken of only in whispers. Enter the Nunja.
Ensconced somewhere in the vertiginous heights of the Swiss Alps there lies an enigmatic nunnery, shrouded in mists and
legends and presided over by an impossibly aged (yet still remarkably spry) Sensei Superior. Her regimen is as harsh as it is effective; her Catechism is almost cataclysmic, yet under her tutelage her students attain skills which can barely be believed.
With curiously heavy Rosary Beads, Crucifixes which are just a little too large and Communion Wafers with strangely serrated edges, Nunjas are truly "fighting the good fight" from the frontlines of faith. From the shadows the Nunja will cast the light of God upon unbelievers. In their own special way.
And remember: when your time comes, thy WILL be done. Not with a bang, but with a wimple.
inspired by?
http://www.halfbake...id_20Last_20Samurai
[po, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Kung Fu Master
http://www.uln.com/...=Kung-Fu-Master-VHS
Jet Li encounters "kung-fu cannibals, evil nuns, invincible heroes, and killer autoharps." [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Revenge of the Shogun Women. Formerly titled "13 Nuns".
http://www.ultra8.c..._shogun_women2.html
Outrageously ridiculous, and, according to IMDB.com, it's hilarious in 3-D. [Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Was the flying nun a nunja? |
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// her catechism is almost cataclysmic // |
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// psi rating //
I'm lousy with psi, but okay with nunchucku... |
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How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? |
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<obligatory> How many Chucks can a nun nunchuck if a nun could nunchuck Chucks? </o> |
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That goes without saying, UB. |
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The hills are alive with the sound of hand-to-hand combat. |
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//Hard to get rid of bad habits// hahahaha..that was great!! oh but you changed your anno...well, i liked it the first way too:) |
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UnaBubba -- send this one to Tarentino for Kill Bill II. I hope Uma can sing |
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Beautiful, [UB]. Just beautiful! [DeathNinja] would be proud! |
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Must be stigmata central when they attend critical mass.
I wonder where they hide the weapons of mass confession. |
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They have weapons of Mass promotion, 2 Fries. Hidden, of course. And possibly crouching too. |
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Weapons of mass collection?
Dig deep folks it's time to pass the tectonic plate. |
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UnaBubba: The Flirty Dozen -- I think I saw that on my favorite cable channel |
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This would make a great comic book. |
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Q:You know what kind of meat the (Space-)Pope eats? |
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Whatcha eatin' for breakfast, honey? |
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"I just ate the Last Ham an' Rye." |
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It was weird; it was frightening. But it may very well be the funniest thing I've ever read...
Get thee to a nunnery indeed... |
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I must warn you, I know Nun fu. + |
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I knew a Jesuit missionary nun that
was also a black belt in some sort
of striking style (perhaps Tae
Kwon Dao) and accomplished in
another style. |
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They are described by the enemy as cloister bombs. |
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Just too classic to leave it idle. |
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encore, Unabubba! That was brilliant! |
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