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Not What It Appears Buffet

That fried chicken is ice cream, those pork chops are mashed potatoes, that asparagus is cheese.
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Inspired by those cake sculptures that look like everything from a bowling trophy to a tophat, food artists would re- shape all sorts of other foods to make a mystery buffet where you wouldn't know what it was until you took a bite.

Everything would be well prepared and tasty, but it would be interesting to watch your brain's confusion and it bit into a french fry that was actually made of hamburger.

A particularly surreal (if pointless) entry would be a burrito with all the standard ingredients only swapped. The meat is cheese, the cheese is rice, the rice is the tortilla and the meat is tomatoes and avocados or a hamburger with everything swapped. Bun = patty, cheese = bun, patty = lettuce, pickles and tomatoes.

doctorremulac3, May 24 2022

Fried chicken? https://www.today.c...bars-recipe-t149019
Ice cream. [doctorremulac3, May 24 2022]

Cake disguised as other foods. https://www.pintere...572309065125579018/
The cake to everything has been done to death but might be interesting to do with other foods. [doctorremulac3, May 24 2022]

trick foods https://spoonuniver...question-everything
Chicken made from marshmallows! [xandram, May 27 2022]

Japanese New Year show Ultraman Dash https://www.youtube...watch?v=UPWs4XHsklI
The Sweets or not Sweets section features confectionery disguised as everyday items [kodabar, Jun 03 2022]

You will be baked... https://www.faceboo...processed&ref=notif
...and then there will be cake. [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jun 06 2022]

This one's pretty good. https://www.faceboo...t=a.570046575245783
[doctorremulac3, Jun 21 2023]

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       The cake is a lie...   

       …always has been.
doctorremulac3, May 25 2022
  

       Just don't include tree nuts, peanuts, gluten, dairy, oats, soy...
RayfordSteele, May 25 2022
  

       Wow, didn't realize how long that food sensitivity list has gotten.   

       Yea, that'd be a factor. Although I suppose you could just put a disclaimer at the beginning listing the ingredients.
doctorremulac3, May 25 2022
  

       I'm giving this a bone, but you'll have to bite into it to find out what it really is.
Voice, May 25 2022
  

       //food sensitivity //   

       I don't think it's THAT common. Most people will be fine with almost any food. Also you can have little cards for each item saying what it doesn't have from the list.
Voice, May 25 2022
  

       There was a trend way back (1600s? 1800s?) where food was disguised as objects or other foods, especially for kings, but I'm not sufficiently informed to find and link it.
Voice, May 25 2022
  

       //I'm giving this a bone, but you'll have to bite into it to find out what it really is.//   

       (Takes a bite) Heeeyy, this is a bun! V you kooky funster you!
doctorremulac3, May 25 2022
  

       So far, not a single person has thought to eat a side-plate, napkin, menu or pepper mill.   

       Drives the chef crazy. Work it out, people!! Not what it seems buffet. Took me hours to make that "pepper mill" hedgehog slice.
not_only_but_also, May 26 2022
  

       + I like this idea but can you make a stuffed turkey look like toasted marshmallows?
xandram, May 26 2022
  

       I can't, I can barely cook a hamburger to look like a hamburger, but there's talent out there that can work visual magic in the kitchen. Just look at those cake artists.
doctorremulac3, May 26 2022
  

       I have 3 people in my near-immediate family who can't have lactose. Two who can't have gluten or they puke for two days. One who can't have any dairy at all or gluten or oats. I know of at least one kid in the school who can't be in the same room as a peanut, and 4 or 5 with soy allergies.   

       It's common.
RayfordSteele, May 26 2022
  

       Those pork chops are kosher but the Gefilte fish is not
pashute, May 26 2022
  

       [not only but also], now THAT'S clever! A pile of napkins in particular.
neutrinos_shadow, May 26 2022
  

       Yes and the "food" can be convincing hard resin replicas.   

       Now who will be the first to try biting into the table?
pocmloc, May 27 2022
  

       The dog - guaranteed.
pertinax, May 27 2022
  

       Pinned on the wall of the local bakery I used to go to, there was an opinion piece about some food snob or critic who was at a formal meal with full service etc. and they deliberately spread their butter onto the napkin as a kind of performance protest about the crustless chorleywood bread that was served.
pocmloc, May 27 2022
  

       When my son was a toddler I had to get him to stop biting the end table and licking the closet door. When you're a parent you say sentences you'd never expect to hear in any rational world.
RayfordSteele, May 27 2022
  

       //deliberately spread their butter onto the napkin as a kind of performance protest about the crustless chorleywood bread that was served//   

       Heroic, I'd put him up there with Martin Luther King and Gandhi. How'd his brave crusade work out for him? Now I'm not suggesting a national holiday in his honor, but a few statues in major cities at least no?
doctorremulac3, May 27 2022
  

       What greater honour could there be than a yellowing photocopy pinned to the wall of Gibbon's bakery shop? Your priorities are odd.
pocmloc, May 27 2022
  

       A fellow calling himself MehGyver has a blog which made me laugh the other day. It read;   

       "The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world. In fear I go to hug my wife for comfort...   

       ...she is cake."   

       That's a lie.
Voice, May 28 2022
  

       Well... it's cake, so...   

       ...yes.   

       I video game almost none at all, but I know that reference. Well done, my friend.
normzone, Jun 03 2022
  

       Incredible link Kodabar. (and welcome back)   

       And xan, your link makes me think this really needs to be done.   

       It could just be something restaurants that cater events to offer as a fun side table. Seems like everybody would want to try it. I would.
doctorremulac3, Jun 03 2022
  

       You build it and we will come.
xandram, Jun 07 2022
  

       Unfortunately I'm a horrible cook. Although I've been known to make stuff where people say "What the hell is that?".
doctorremulac3, Jun 07 2022
  

       Found a pretty good one. (link)
doctorremulac3, Jun 21 2023
  
      
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