h a l f b a k e r yReplace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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It's a slab of wood, with letters engraved on it. Moving the
provided wooden pointer according to subconcious ghost-
provoked impulse will point to letters, forming a message.
Unlike the Ouija Board, this device will contact only the
ghosts of those who were never born; useful for chatting up
Emperor Norton II or Alan Turing's daughter. However, the
letters are unfortunately all in the Voynich Manuscript
language, and therefore all messages are indecipherable.
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Turing was one of the brightest minds of the 20th
century and one of Apple's early victims, wasn't he? |
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//one of Apple's early victims, |
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Not enough cog steps, surely. |
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I doubt this would actually operate as stated. [-] |
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But a ouija board would, [squeak]? |
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Now I'm wondering if nonnein boards are used at
deboutances. |
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