No One Will Ever Love You Crunch

Extend that obnoxious horror packaging they have on cigarettes to other health effecting products like ice cream.

First, let me say I'm no fan of the nanny government that justifies its wildly expensive existence by nattering on about how we should all behave in our private lives. I think they should all be locked in the attic and fed the occasional bucket of fish heads.

That being said, this would be a pretty good deterrent to the depressive chubby who might be inclined to sit alone in the dark trying to alleviate their woes by hammering their hypothalamus with sugar.

Before you let fly with bones-o-wrath, I didn't suggest "You're Wonderful Just the Way You Are Mint" or "I'll Be Your Friend Tonight With Cake Chunks". THAT would be evil.