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A lot of people don't like pizza crust, but I think you can make
a crust less pizza by overflowing the sides of the pizza with
sauce, cheese and toppings, that way the crust would be
covered and it would be easier to eat, though people would
end up with greasy fingers if they pic an slice, but
some
people enjoy licking their greasy fingers, or they could use a
knife and fork.
Not at all related but I like their marketing campaign
http://totinos.tumblr.com [bob, Jun 15 2014]
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What's needed is a hollow spherical pizza, with the
inside of the sphere coated uniformly with toppings
(which would now have to be called insidings). |
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Not a bad idea, in my opinion. My favorite part is the
middle of the middle. This would help this. I would go
crustless. (And why that sounds naughty is beyond me) |
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[Max-B] A Klein Bottle pizza might be easier to pick up |
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Spherical hollow pizza with the toppings on the outside. |
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//Spherical hollow pizza with the toppings on the
outside.// |
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As my steamed colleague [MaxwellBuchanan]
pointed out, the toppings should be on the *inside*
of the sphere. Otherwise the base will never cook
properly, and you'll wind up with a soggy mess. |
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The oven goes on the inside, silly. |
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That's likely to put the cost of the pizza beyond the
reach of the people who normally eat pizza. |
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Negative crust pizza: made without dough |
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That would be zero-crust pizza, shirley ? |
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Is the entire base of the pizza made of crust, or only the burnt edge? |
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Youre thinking too far ahead man! Most restaurants
are still having trouble making pizza that tastes
good. |
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The best pizza spin-off Ive had were pizza rolls, they
were full sized and predated the pillsbury/totinos
variety. They stopped making them in like 1992!?
but I remember it being a good combination. |
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//What's needed is a hollow spherical pizza, with the
inside of the sphere coated uniformly with toppings// |
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I know you can spread a topping-like substance
uniformly around the inside of a circle by placing the
toppings inside
the circle and spinning the object rapidly
around the axis through the circle's center, but is
there
any such motion you can apply
to a spherical object to do the same? |
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Cut the crust off that you don't want. Feed it to the dog, when your Mom is not looking ? |
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