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Replace all light switch fittings around the house with a realistic flesh coloured latex nipple shaped cover. You will soon find yourself on lonely nights hovering at the doorway switching the lights on and off, eventually entering every room turning it on with your tongue, until finally you start doing
strange things to the power socket.
Realistic flesh coloured latex power sockets are sold separately.
Well, I know I'd be self conscious about them were they in my house.
http://bz.pair.com/fun/switch.jpg
40Kb image [bristolz, Oct 14 2004]
Orgasm + 1/8
http://www.brianmung.com/fancysoup8.htm
Relating to orgasms and sneezing. Accent is hard to decipher but worth the effort [5th Earth, Oct 16 2004]
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// eventually entering every room turning it on with your tongue// |
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With what will you be replacing door handles? |
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something that vibrates. and squirts intermittently. you should come over some time. i'll show you the flush button on my toilet. |
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I'm not sure what you're referring to here Ben, but the image in my mind is EEEW! |
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reminds me of an episode of Fawlty Towers... |
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Both sneezing and orgasm involve triggering of the vagus nerve in the brain. I would try to find out more about this, but putting 'orgasm' into a search engine while at work is probably not the greatest idea. |
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hotel lady guest exercising against the door while Basil is in the next room testing the light with his hand blindly groping for the light switch - finds woman's breast just as Mrs Fawlty enters room. you HAD to be there. |
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THAT explains it......[wagster], I sometimes sneeze repeatedly after orgasm....I know, TMI, but I've always wondered what was going on. Must be some signal crosstalk or something. |
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I love the way the human body has evolved. If it had been engineered it would make sense. I mean......ears? |
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that reminds me of the great idea heard during childhood -
"collect pieces of foreskin from some clinic, removed during circumcision. make a purse out of those. the purse would look very attractive with shades of black, grey, wheatish, red, copper etc.etc. whenever u want use it as suitcase, just rub it for 2 minutes". |
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[verdashi] that would only work if you also collected the arteries and veins, because skin doesn't enlarge on it's own. |
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[lintkeeper2]this is half bakery. |
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i still cant believe UB let his girlfriend have a breast reduction. I thought he was an Australian. |
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[verdashi] I know where I am, that magic is not permitted, and pendantry runs rampant. Post your idea and see what happens. |
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i have been posting ideas since long & have been lucky enough to get fishbones almost every time :) |
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this is kindda baked: I have nipples that look like light switches. |
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//a girl whose nipples became erect
whenever she sneezed// and vice versa? |
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I can see the ad campaign now. The light switch that turns you on. |
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Another great drawing, [bris]. |
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Dear God <Bris> it was only supposed to be a nipple not an entire knocker. |
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It could be a nice dimmer switch, hmmm |
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that light switch needs a bra. |
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Or at least a nipple star. |
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For real, I think it's Paris Hilton, prior to her hopefully soon, (if'n she's gonna keep exposing them), boob job. |
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Now I've seen the picture I think these
would have to be made in pairs - it
looks odd just having one on its own. |
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