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Nibbly Hat
What to do with your children at cocktail parties? | |
The nibbly hat is somewhat like a modified sombrero, to fit children - this could also work with midgets if handy. Chips, biscuits, olives, cheese, dip etc is placed around the top of the hat and the child (aged 8-10 depending on required height) simply wanders about the party stopping here and there
as requested.
A waistband/harness type of apparatus could fit around their waist to trail a small cart filled with drinks.
A simplified adaptation could be the Adolescent Ash-Hat so as when your cigarette needs to be put out, an ashtray is only a click of the fingers away.
Baked.
http://www.wweek.co...ml/leada063099.html Scroll down a bit for a photo. [PotatoStew, Mar 06 2001]
Nacho hat (.wav)
http://www.thesimps.../files/nachohat.wav Homer Simpson exults in his nacho hat; though this hat is meant to be eaten by its wearer. [Uncle Nutsy, Mar 06 2001]
juice jamboree!
http://www.ephemeranow.com/av/av281.htm [benfrost, Oct 25 2005]
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"Mmmm ... delicious cheese. Full bodied, young but not impertinent, with just a touch of Fedora on the palate." |
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This idea actually brings back some rather disturbing memories of one of my mother's tupperware parties... ::shudder:: |
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Stupid question: where do i get one... how do i make one? |
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LOL! And I thought *I* was cruel to my kids... |
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How did I ever miss this? Add a gyroscopically stabilised hat platform to set drinks on, and I'll take... er... hmm. |
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