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The next time anyone tells you they need a new direction in
life,
place this New Direction in their hands. Then by placing it in
their mouths the New Direction feels their sensations and makes
a
sound or releases a sweet fluid when it senses changes in the
level
of saliva. The New Diretion
works by the Pavlovian related
principle that your
body will intrinsically salivate when your head is pointed in the
right dirction. In this way it is a type of compass.
Kurt Perrson
http://www.silvervi....se/furirer1943.jpg
on the left (?) [not_morrison_rm, Jun 02 2013]
Wikipedia: Persson
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persson
makes no mention of Kurt Persson in list of notable Perrsons [rcarty, Jun 02 2013]
Kirk Persson
http://www.corporat...sson/123871295.aspx
[not_morrison_rm, Jun 02 2013]
[link]
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Deliberately posting in the wrong category is even
worse than posting in no category. It's just
disrespectful, like deliberately misfiling a library book.
Come on. Play by the rules instead of shitting in the
sandbox because you think you're too hip to conform. |
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It's not a wrong categorizationn it's just not the most right thing
to do. How unfair is it to start picking on others for doing the
right thing when it's not the most right thing to do. Heck if
everyone went around doing that people would start doing the
wrong thing more because they would always be worried about
the most right thing. Look at how many categories there are
that one idea can go in, including Other: General and divide
one by that number, that's the most right you can be at any time
wihout pposting in all categories. So kindly stop producing
negative sentement regarding Other: General even though it
doesn't measure up to your specific tastes. |
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Oh puh-leeze. Everyone else manages to get it right
the vast majority of the time. You could too if you
tried. Not putting in the extra bit of effort to keep
things tidy around here is simply rude. |
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Oh pooh pooh, joininng the ladies for tea later are we,to gossip
about your peerings? |
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Ask them if they would like to put my New Direction in their
mouths. |
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[Internet] this idea is generally similar to my other idea Absurd
Hero Interactive Diction as a type of nonrational methodology for
making decisions. |
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I like the idea of people contemplating life changes and me
pulling out my penis and putting it in their hands. |
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You must be one of those naturally caring and supportive people
then. |
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//It's not a wrong categorizationn it's just not the most
right thing to do// |
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Actually, [jutta] comes around and fixes categorizations.
She has said it's the most difficult and time-consuming
aspect of running the halfbakery. |
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So go ahead and rationalize all you like, but the simple
fact is that you make the halfbakery less pleasant, more
difficult, and you're the only one who thinks it's funny. |
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Wouldn't be surprised to see your account deleted again. |
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STFU NOOB, I have so many ideas in halfbakery database under
so many usernames that the last account I deleted was for a
wank. If a moderator tells me to categorize I'll do it, but
I'm
not listening to the opinion of everyone on the Inernet who asks
for an account. |
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I'm posting in Other: General sometimes because the category
list
is very difficult to use on my handheld. |
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Don't try to impose any of your cultural disciplines on me or I'm
going to open a time-portal up into 1921 on your ass, and one
into
the future when the rest of humanity finally gets some sense,
you shit. A man walked into a column, and then the column walked into a bar. |
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Anyway, back at the idea, I'm guessing a chocolate compass filed with something sweet and/or alcoholic would have a market, if we could get around the magnetic needle, which someone is bound to swallow. |
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I suggest a slight modification, ditch the needle. |
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It now comes with a plastic mat the user aligns north, and stands in the centre. On the mat are printed a number of directions, due North could be "get a new job", due South "move to another place", NNE "try alcoholism" and so on. |
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The user turns until the chocolate is dissolved enough to release the filling, thence giving a new direction. |
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Willing to donate "The path of least resistance has been the roadmap of my life" the K&W tune I never quite get around to writing, for the jingle. |
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That TPoLRHBTRMoML philosophy is more profound and significant
than most people credit. Although I tend to think of it more in the
sense of what is easier to think and say in certain society, rather
than not walking uphill, or going through doors rather than
Windows. |
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Actually, pun-wise, 'culture:profanity' fits. |
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It's also a device for building a profane cullture where a persson
acts on fluid gushing desire rather than making another decision
for any other number of factors includiing religion, community,
economy etc. |
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A. Persson? No relation to Kurt Persson? See linky. |
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If that's a joke it would have been funnier to say Kirk Persson. |
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A. Persson? No relation to Kirk Persson? See linky. He's the blue one to the left, with all the other blue ones. Kind of like an IBM advert. |
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Not sure what you're driving at, except if kurt persson, on the
left,
was a pun on curt person on the left, referring to someone
possibly
named kurt persson in the photograph , and also some other
perhaps leftish curt person, but my counter of kirk persson
implies
something else. |
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Bottom line is I don't care who was neutral or allies during WW2,
it was endemic fascism and antisemitism across the board
despite what Nazi Germany did on the impetus of global
scientific, economic, philosophic and religious sentiments at
the time. Everything from psychiatric persecution of
homosexuals, eugenics, superiority of nordic races, to social
darwinism, and state ideologies vs popular political movement
and protest including Marxism. Lest we forget how fascism
refies society producing a superiority deluded mass of
functionality obsessed state agents. The proceeding cold war
did a nice job of obliterating any sort of critical consciousness of
history on the side of "allies" that still censors speech using a
vicious mass of sentiment regulating nationalists and ideologues
based on identity group reification. That's one significant area
of purposeful noise that has stripped meaning from the lives of
people using la masse, everyone living in a history where the
allies are the antithesis of nazis, and again amplifying the
sensitivity of the mass to regulate national sentiment using
terrorism as a way get people to protect functionalist ideology
by reacting to anything unusual that scares even arachnophobic
women in institutional triage positions. Not to mention the
medicalization of deviances resulting from the long time
understood breakdown, when a large portion of society begins
to behave in the manner of the leviathan, and everyone who
can't deal with the strain of working along side so many
pleasure seeking and punishment or discomfort avoiding
supervised become subjects for the DSM rather than antinazi
forces. It's still 5 minutes to midnight. |
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//It's also a device for building a profane cullture where a persson .... |
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I was referring to your typo. |
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We live in 40 time zones world, so it's five minutes to midnight on a very regular basis. |
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// STFU NOOB, I have so many ideas in halfbakery database under so many usernames that the last account I deleted was for a wank. |
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You're like a bad idea Elon Musk |
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My own preference would be one of those timezones that's 30 minutes out of alignment. |
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Shows serious national moral fibre sticking at the 30 mins, not the namby-pamby one hour difference. |
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I thought at first that this was an idea for The Foundation for European Reform. |
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