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A passenger-side brake pedal connected to the passenger-side seatbelt tensioner. Then, when the nervous passenger presses the brake pedal the seatbelt will tighten slightly, providing an added feeling of security. [Inspired by [Minimal]'s sister (not [wagster]'s sister - sorry about that) and
[elhigh]'s flattery]
slowing down on the curves
[hob,
May 16 2009, last modified May 17 2009]
So nearly baked...
http://www.bbc.co.u...s/business-13446522 ...but in a dangerous, life-threatening, French way. [hippo, May 19 2011]
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<comicbook fume>It was my sister that inspired this idea!!! </comicbook fume> and it's a great one....[+] Them's the brakes! |
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This is awesome. The offending backseat driver will surely die of hypoxia after mashing the fake pedal in a fit of fear and loathing. |
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[+] for follow-up. "tighten slightly," hell, I want the damn thing to cinch down like a taxman! |
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Perhaps the fake brake could tighten the driver's belt instead. |
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my goodness (the last para), this is like an awards ceremony!
please acknowledge your fame is due in part to the latter part of your name :) |
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how about the "Nervous passenger fake brake-pedal seatbelt tensioner, gag and blow to the head?" until then, have a bun. |
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This gets so many +'s, I can't begin to count em. (However, I know someone who can). |
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I had the same idea as ato_de, one of those cartoon style spring loaded boxing gloves in the glove compartment. |
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"Then, when the nervous passenger presses the brake pedal the seatbelt will tighten, effectively severing him/her in half and ensuring calmness." |
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Oh, bun bun bun. Although I would install a secondary device that deploys a "shear-thickening-custard-bag" (as opposed to a boring old airbag) from the dash. Because we've all been through the transition from "Weeeeee. hahahaha" to "I'm a little scared right now" to "oh sh^t he's done it now, this is going to hurt... bad". |
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bun for introducing the illusion of having some control of the situation. |
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+ hehe, I haven't seen this one before! (I use mine all the time!) |
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Thanks [hob] - your illustration made me think that in fact maybe the seatbelt itself should be connected, via a pulley, to the fake brake pedal so that the brake pedal pressure and the seatbelt tightening were directly linked... |
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For severe "passenger" braking, an airbag should deploy with enormous force ... from the head restraint. |
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