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NerfHome
A house made of Nerf - the ultimate in safety and fun! | |
A house completely constructed out of Nerf (and just enough
bendy material to keep it upright). Gramma's trip n' fall down
the stairs will result in piles of laughter, not a pile of broken
bones! Never worry about slamming your fingers in a door,
cupboard, or any other hinged surface. In fact,
slam your
head in the refrigerator with the door just for the heck of it!
The childrens' relentless wrestling will never again result in
broken furniture, loud noises, or put out eyes! Fun! *squoosh*
Fun!
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You've been practising on a real house, haven't you? |
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Croissant - and a word of warning. Despite all of the advantages, there is a big problem with fire. Ever seen Nerf stuff burn? A house of the stuff would burn very quickly and would produce lots of noxious fumes. |
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Otherwise - COOL! And, it will float when the flood comes. |
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This would be fun! Except, of course, when it rains, or snows. Then the whole house would be squishy. And, your dogs could chew up the entire house! |
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I've heard the concept of Nerf World before...a place where stockbrokers leap out the windows on _good_ market days and the homeless leap into traffic purely for amusement. |
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I'd be worried it'd collapse on me and suffocate me in my sleep. Nerf isn't the best building material. |
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I thought a NerfHome would be where nerfs end up once you've herded them. |
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Where I used to work, they were constantly ripping out walls and putting in new walls with every fluctuation of the org chart. I used to think they should just replace all the walls in the building with Legos, then they wouldn't need to employ full time drywall crews. Of course there would always be the risk that someone might come in at night and steal office space from their neighbor. |
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Guy Fox - you a Star Wars fan or a fan of the band? |
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Wondered if anyone would pick that up, Afro. Both in a kinda sorta mebbe way. Haven't heard much NerfHerder but what I have heard sounds like my kinda music. And the holy wonder which is Star Wars is only tainted by the abomination of the Episode That Shall Not Be Named. |
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holy $#!t that's funny! my engineering analysis professor is probably still wondering why im laughing in class. should stop reading this stuff during class. |
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