Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Napkin Man

 Guy in a Napkin Suit
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Instead of having napkins in a napkin holder on a table you get this guy in a suit whose job it is to have people wipe their hands on him. It'd be like the bread stick person at fizoli's. In fact this idea spawned off in to a song our band plays about a super hero named Napkin Man. It's a long story...you really don't want to know.
—StrudelManiac, Jul 18 2003

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       What about his sidekick, Sanitary Napkin Woman?
—thumbwax, Jul 18 2003
   

       Bread stick person?!? You EATthem?
—squeak, Jul 18 2003
   

       Tonight at Coyote Ugly, Wet Wipe T-shirt competition!
—egbert, Jul 18 2003
   

       I thought it was Wet Wipe Disintegrating Pyjamas Night.
—thumbwax, Jul 18 2003
   

       Kleenex boy!
—phoenix, Jul 18 2003
   

       The chap could be dressed like a magician with a never ending stream of coloured napkins up his sleeve(s).
—egbert, Jul 18 2003
   

       If it were an Italian restaurant, wouldn't he end up looking like an axe murderer?
—krelnik, Jul 18 2003
   

       (wipe your hands, wipe your hands, wipe your wipe your hands hands)   

       If you have some slime
On your finger tips
My service is free
Wipe your hands on me
If you need me
let me know
gonna be alright
If you had the ribs, and need
A good place to wipe.
—waugsqueke, Jul 18 2003
   

       Doesn't this belong in the Superhero section?
—DrCurry, Jul 18 2003
   

       "put him down, po. you don't know where he's been"
—po, Jul 18 2003
   

       There might be problems if the napkin garçon has a nice build... I'm just saying
—k_sra, Jul 18 2003
   

       k_sra, shall I put him down for you? give him back shortly.
—po, Jul 18 2003
   

       "They've got a good Toilet Paper Steward here. He turns around if you don't like the direction the paper's hanging."
—FarmerJohn, Jul 18 2003
   

       Oh, I'm not picky, [po], I'll take whichever side you're not using. <g>
—k_sra, Jul 23 2003
   

       Where's the Wipe Boy? It's good to be the king. What the hell sure. Since we don't have one of these where I come from, I'll give it a sticky bun. +
—sartep, Jul 23 2003
   

       Is there only one Napkin Man? For a busy restaurant you need at least one for every couple of tables. That way no one has to sit around with messy fingers waiting for the Napkin Man to run over to their side of the room.
—tchaikovsky, Aug 17 2003
   

       upmarket establishments could employ 'finger-bowl person'.
—dobtabulous, Aug 18 2003
   

       !!!
—k_sra, Aug 18 2003
   
      
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