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NRA toaster is loaded with blank firing ammunition, provided for by either a six shooter type arrangement, or a curved cartridge like that of an AK47. (belt feed under development)
After each slice of bread is loaded into place, the toaster fires off a series of rounds, with the resulting blasts striking
the surface of bread obliquely, and toasting it in streaky rows.
"I love the breakfast bread from my NRA Toaster first thing in the morning. It tastes like victory".
Cooking with Gunner
https://www.youtube...watch?v=aasEs9XAcm4
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Mar 15 2018]
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<sharpening of blue pencil/> |
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// loaded with blank firing ammunition // |
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"loaded with blank ammunition" |
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// provided for by either a six shooter type arrangement // |
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"supplied by either a six shot cylinder arrangement" |
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// or a curved cartridge like that of an AK47. // |
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"or a curved magazine like that of an AK-47." |
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// fires off a series of rounds // |
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// toasting it in streaky rows. // |
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Actually, blowing holes right through it, without any "toasting" per se. |
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// It tastes like victory". // |
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"It smells like ... victory" |
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Somehow I thought you might enjoy...... your bread can be come in the form of cat shaped silhouettes. |
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Each with a neat 5.56mm hole, please. |
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Man can not live on bread alone. [link] |
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Googles "impact caramelization" - gets irrelevant results. (Admits to never having considered thermal glass transitions in sucrose... wanders off) |
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