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for people who's phones get no messages at all in several hours. A special message from their phone company telling them: not to worry their phone isn't broken they just aren't getting any messages because they haven't any friends, to GET OVER IT and stop checking their damn phone.
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For a small fee, connect them to the voice mail box of some other random lonely person with the same "problem". |
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<response to a now deleted call for deletion> |
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Seems like it's an idea for a subscription service to provide phone messages to people who crave the affirming nature of phone messages. I don't see it as a rant, myself. |
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Come on [yama], cut the guy a little slack, they're new here. There is the germ of an idea , even if its presentation is a bit rant-ish. |
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I feel kind of badly for this new person. |
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We'll be your new friends, won't we nice people of the bakery. (But I am too cheap to call you.) |
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[Nick@Nite] so why you not getting any email ?<g> |
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I would rather recieve no calls whatsoever. I don't like the phone.. It's evil. |
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"I don't like the phone.. It's evil." |
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sheesh, allright, mfd withdrawn. No offence meant by it, either. |
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Oh, and what Bristolz and lazloquezos said. |
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now MY PHONE IS REALLY EVIL! |
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You get emails from po offering to let you watch her showering naked with her friends!? Not Dipsy, LaLa and Tinky Winky? (perhaps they got drunk: Tipsy, DrinkyWinky and LAaLaaaLAAAA..) |
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no, we discuss the evils of drink, yama. particularly sloe gin which eats the brain from the inside out... |
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Aren't there already solicitors to call you when you're bored (or, more commonly, when you're eating)? |
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//I don't like the phone.. It's evil// You must be a Sprint customer too... |
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Sloe Gin.. now *that's* evil! |
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Sometimes, evil is *goood*.. >:D |
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Start a evil/good telephone company |
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Egvoiold..'merely a cursed blessed call away' |
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