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A long, black, beautifully polished hearse pulls into your
neighbour's driveway, and disgorges a small team of
undertakers, who quietly and efficiently take a polished
casket inside the house and emerge a few minutes later,
load it carefully inside, pile back into the vehicle and
depart with
sombre dignity.
You see your neighbour the next day, collecting mail from
her mailbox, and cautiously offer your condolences but
she
appears genuinely baffled. Rebuffed, you try to
disengage
gracefully.
A week later, you see a remarkably similar crew arrive at
the building
where you work, and get out of the lift at a floor where
a
friend works. You later ask the friend whether they
knew the
deceased and they just look at you with confusion.
You begin to question your own sanity.
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This should be combined with other services for
efficient use of resources. So, when they carry the
coffin into the house and then out again, they're not
taking a body away, they're delivering your
supermarket order. |
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You are so very creepy. What a grim and deranged mind you
have at times, Thank God!!! |
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During prohibition, over 300 million liters of gin died before being buried in open caskets. |
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Groceries
Alcohol
Or garbage collection |
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But it's all very hush-hush, and you don't know exactly what
they do until you subscribe. |
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Existing customers are sworn to secrecy. |
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Thanks, [UB]. Anyway, nowadays when people want to transport a
dead body they just call up an Uber Hearse. Maybe I’ll post “Uber
Hearse” as an idea... |
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