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This stuffed plush toy deer is designed to split between the breastbone and hindquarters. Its reproductive organs are removable, as is its rack. Upon opening, a timer commences which notifies which bits of meat are spoiled by the
time taken during dressing and amount of bacteria present. Inside,
realistic-looking bags of warm, squishy entrails can be removed and replaced at will. The outer skin can be removed and reapplied. Watch out for the undesireable bits!
Hello Kitty version
http://www.kittyhel...rnal-organs-figure/
ok, it's not plush [not_morrison_rm, May 02 2011]
Skinning a deer using a golf ball
http://thedeliberat...y-to-skin-deer.html
Don't look if you don't like looking at such things...(edit) No, really don't look. [blissmiss] did and she'll never be the same again. [normzone, May 02 2011, last modified May 03 2011]
I think the two would go great as a set
Lil_92_20Sapper_92s...ydough_20Playset_2e
[MikeD, May 03 2011]
[link]
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Golf ball and pickup truck accessories sold seperately, batteries not included. |
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oh no, another night's sleep disrupted. <strokes bambi> |
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That's just so sicko, [normzone], so sickooooooo... |
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No, it's just kind of gross yet very practical. Now if only there were an analog for cleaning fish. |
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I should qualify this in the statement that I've never been hunting and would probably not enjoy it. |
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Yes. A vital skill that must be passed down to future generations. [+] |
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Might I suggest <link> as well. |
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I must have missed the connection. You can clean deer with explosives? |
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Children need to know awesome stuff. |
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[blissmiss], did you ignore my caution? Don't you trust me? Sigh... |
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// You can clean deer with explosives? //
Theoretically, yes. Practically, out in the woods, and given
variations in anatomy and mass, it would be a little more …
challenging. |
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To clarify, removing the unwanted bits from the deer isn't the
problem. It's having a useful quantity of the deer left behind
afterwards- that's the problem. |
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[+] why not! (like the game Operation!) sort of... |
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I was assuming that this was some sort of soft toy made out
of bandages. |
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I don't think I'd be buying this for my own kids in the age that a stuffed animal typically targets. |
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[normzone], I thought it was some kind of joke. Golf
ball and deer...no waaaaaaaaaaaaay... |
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The golf ball trick is an old one, but very effective.
It's easier if you use a winch for more control, and if
you have an air compressor, you can blow air under
the skin to make it come away more easily. |
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It's a good idea to cut the head off first after hanging
the deer by the hind legs. Then all of the meat is
hanging without any fur attached, and can be cut as
it hangs. You need two golf balls for this, one for
each back leg. |
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You could probably skin the deer with explosives, but you'd spoil the meat by cutting the wrong organs. |
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//It's a good idea to cut the head off first// |
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It's a good idea to kill them first, I would have thought. |
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Anyway, still trying to find a decent graphic of the Blackjack manga stories, you know the routine, renegade doctor doing surgery outside the usual medical profession bit and it's usually got these really detailed diagrams showing the cut-away anatomy... |
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No, I'm on 5chan these days, it's the upgrade... |
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Okay, I'm a deer hunter and pretty good at skinning/dressing/butchering, and I've gotten a lot of advice and folksy wisdom from the 'old-timers down the store,' and I've never heard of the 'golf ball trick.' Will somebody please educate me? |
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The "golf ball" method is very similar in concept to
commercial hide-pullers, used to skin animals in the
abattoir industry. |
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Best to start with the hind legs and pull downwards,
toward the head. The beast also drains better that
way, reducing problems with blood retention in the
meat. |
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BTW, like [MB], I thought this would be a sterile
plush toy one could stuff into a shrapnel wound,
possibly on a child soldier in some dirty little war in a
hidden corner of the world. |
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Sorry, I always forget to check out the links first. Dunno
why. Thanks, [Simpleton]. |
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