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O how I wish there were a computer virus that, once unleashed,
could go into html code, 'n' draw a mustache on every face on the
internet. Or, failing that, a mustache on every lip. See reference
video for further detail. Because, after all, we all have a mission in
life.
A Fiend is on the loose...with diabolical cleverness...
http://www.dailymot...les-1946_shortfilms
Daffy Doodles [cloudface, Feb 11 2010]
Metics: skilled immigrant labourers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metic
//metics used in some systems to reduce facial proportions into a mangeable set of numbers// just picturing a sweat-shop algorithm here... [pertinax, Feb 11 2010]
too bad your monitor didn't have this- then you could put one on anyone you'd like!
http://www.timewarptoys.com/woolyw.jpg
[xandram, Feb 11 2010]
Automatic Facial Feature Points Detection
http://www.springer...t/u74h145302w48149/
Sample of a facial feature detection paper. [Aristotle, Feb 11 2010]
Bacolicio.us
http://bacolicio.us/
adds bacon to any webpage. [backdoorangel, Feb 12 2010]
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wibnif. nuf said, no invention. [marked-for-deletion] |
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Not wibni, they are specifically describing adigital version on the web in the form of a virus, nothing about targetting billboards. Love this one+ |
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I researched facial recogniton and metrics around the turn of the milennium and you can probably just about work the position of an upper lip in a picture with a clear enough face. The relationship between nose and upper lip may be one of the metics used in some systems to reduce facial proportions into a mangeable set of numbers. |
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People use this kinds of techniques to create 3D avatars from film and pictures. |
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Find the upper lip, the proportions of the face and the angle that face is pointing in then you can probably add a moustache. |
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Why is another question, of course ... |
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[+] the words "o how I wish" don't necessarily mean a WIB... okay they do, but the post isn't. |
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I'm not in favour of it being a virus; I'm automatically against them. But as a fun browser add-on, yes, bring it on. By the way, HTML has no influence over hirsuteness or otherwise of image files, unless you want to propose a new tag. |
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<img src="example.jpg" hirsute=["moustache" | "beard" | "goatee" | "sideburns"]> |
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And maybe the options could be given parameters so that moustache=1 would be excess nose hair, and moustache=9 would be the full handlebar 'tache, and so on. |
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Translation "I wish that someone would make a virus (no mechanism of implementation) that did X. It isn't anything more than a whim. |
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Now if it was a virus that removed facial hair from every photo on the net, thennn you'd be onto something. |
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gonna change the demographics at porn sites a bit... |
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Reminds me of something like bacolicio.us, but with a mustache. could be fun. |
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Bun just for reminding me of that episode. |
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