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A family of singing child celebrities and their single mother are rescued from a life of empty and unsatisfying exhibitionism when a retired naval officer is kind enough to take them in hand and teach them the value of self-restraint and devotion to higher causes.
At the climax of the film, the family
must flee from a menacing team of Caring Professionals who want to imprison the captain for child abuse and institutionalize the children.
The main question yet to be settled in my mind is this:
Should Maria
a) marry the captain,
b) retire to a nunnery to re-evaluate her life or
c) shack up with the wealthy and sophisticated baroness?
Springtime for Hitler
http://en.wikipedia...ringtime_for_Hitler
Could have been written for this ... [8th of 7, Jan 13 2010]
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There should be Nazis helping the Captain. Maria and the Captain will divorce so that Maria can go and join a nunnery. |
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And the nuns should open a garage to mend the Germans' cars. |
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The Music would have to be alive, with the sound of hills. |
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<sings>"These are a few of my least fav'rite things"</sings> |
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Maria finds out that the seemingly innocent night
spent in passionate embrace with that young german
soldier, was anything less than innocent. |
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She gives birth nine months later to
the new youngest von
Trapp, (a *halfbaked* step brother, of course, or so
everyone believes.) |
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//She gives birth nine months later to the new youngest von Trapp// |
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Whose first words are "Chim-chiminey" in a diabolical Cockney accent... |
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With lots of catchy tunes to sing along with ... |
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The story villains in pursuit could be Simon Cowell and Susan Boyle. |
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+ don't forget that the rich baroness becomes a governess! |
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Here's a funny thing; though hardly anyone has stated their vote (thank you, [xandram]), the times of day that the votes arrived suggest a clear pattern by timezone, viz.,
the Yerpians hate this idea,
the Merkins love it and
the Strines couldn't give a XXXX either way. |
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Well, it made me laugh anyway. |
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Guess who just messed with your data? And the
different time zones in the US should prove
something too. Like the West Coasters are more fun
loving, and hence more likely to vote for your fun
loving idea! Hahahahaha... |
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They could catch a dreadful illness that made their noses gush so loudly that it echoed over the valleys.... "The Hills are Alive to the Sound of Mucous" |
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[Google] // Results 1 - 10 of about 3,770 for the mills were
alive with the hounds of munich. (0.30 seconds) // |
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Ti, a drink with jam and bread, la, a note to precede sol, sol,
a needle pulling thread... etc. etc.... And that ends us up at
Di do do do [+] |
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//That *would* be more in keeping with the actions of Pope Pious during that time period//
[21Q] At the time of the Anschluss, Pius XI had been Pope since 1922, and had published a syllabus against racism just the month after the annexation.
To what "actions" were you referring? |
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//His complete *lack* of action during the Holocaust//
He was dead - what actions did you expect him to take?
He died three years before the Wannsee conference even took place. |
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Which pope is referred to as "Hitler's pope"? (I need to declare a 100% loathing of the catholic church at this point)
I once applied for the position of pope... they never replied. |
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I'm guessing that to prevent much of the orally administered treatment being lost to emesis it would need to be administered at least an hour ahead of time and in significant quantity. In fact I project that profilaxsis would parallel blood EtOH with values falling off below .02. |
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