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its shoots bullets and plays music
music that is appropriate for the circumstance
maybe some weapons like an AK47 would play jihad music
and an UZI could play death metal whenever it was firing
if i were an orchestra conductor and someone were tasked to
shoot me i might insist that their
weapon play classical music
Gun With Occasional Music
http://en.wikipedia...th_Occasional_Music
[normzone, Oct 01 2012]
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If we're being culturally correct, the AK would play Kalinka
songs
and the Uzi would play Hava Nagila. |
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The real trick would be getting an M16 to play Grateful
Dead songs. |
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//its shoots bullets and plays music music that is appropriate for the circumstance //
I'm having a problem with this sentence, besides the idea. If someone were hunting animals would it play different music than if you were killing humans. I'll have to bone this for cruelty and bad taste. |
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The music of the Stalin Organ is particularly attractive. |
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If I want to hear incessant high-pitched shrieking, I'll just
listen to a Smashing Pumpkins album. Same effect, fewer
dismemberments. |
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i am a bit surprised by the opposition to this idea. I believed it was a winner.
there is no cruelty
i argue that the presence of music would give victims a fighting chance (they might hear it coming) and would thus reduce the potential cruelty of utilizing a weapon (fire arms) to kill anything. |
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The key to winning a firefight is generally to not give the
other guy a fighting chance. |
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I am not a proponent of this idea for more reasons than I
care to count. Please keep the post, however, as it's got
one of my rare subtle jokes in the annos. |
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I once read of a British Colonial event, where the highlight was to be a
regimental orchestra playing the 1812 Overture. |
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Unfortunately, even firing blanks, the cannon blew over the entire
string section. |
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I must admit, I'm flattered. Many of my ideas I post are followed by copycat ideas. Either expressing distaste or copying the idea outright. I know many posts on here by other members do the same thing, but it seams in my experience that my posts generate response ideas. So, thanks. |
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EP i thought you suggested i copied one of your ideas
with the music gun.
i went and reviewed all of your ideas
I like photovoltaic sun tan lotion and 40mph treadmill
the best
Also cat phone finder is excellent too |
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I'm fond of the one about punctuation. |
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Anyone done the Spandau Ballet gag? |
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