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Obviously, this hairdo has the purpose of signalling "Don't even THINK of messing with me", or something like that.
Choose the one that's right for you!
http://www.zvis.com/nuclear/nukimgs.shtml
A gallery of relevant images [Vernon, Jun 07 2005, last modified Jun 08 2005]
Malcom Gladwell
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[hippo, Jun 07 2005]
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The problem with Malcom Gladwell is that his mushrooming hair has no STALK. [Vernon, Jun 09 2005]
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Nah, I'm not usually upset with the world. And my hair is basically brown. I prefer a mad scientist's style. |
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Meanwhile, redheads are stereotypically tempermentally explosive, so I think the mushroom cloud hair style is just perfect for them. {Rephrasing due to comments below:} Meanwhile, redheads are stereotyped as tempermentally explosive, so certainly for the stereotype I think the mushroom cloud hair style is just perfect. |
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I think po is referring to a catchphrase. 'Toughest game in the world' never covered posting to the halfbakery, did it po? |
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ha, neither did an obscurity contest. |
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Certainly, if you were being followed by a cloud of mushrooms. |
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Come on now, what have you done with the *real* [Vernon]? |
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The real [Vernon] has hired a temporary [Vernon] to keep his presence alive on the hb while the real [Vernon] works on his Grand Unified Idea. The GUI will incorporate all of his other ideas into a cogent mega-idea that makes sense but scrolls down through 263 screens of text. |
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hired? I consider it more likely that he has built a robotic [Vernon] that has no regard for idea length. |
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In which case Ian, this idea is obviously [Vernon] getting very close. |
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Another type of mushroom cloud: A puffball that has been hit by a golf club.
Yes, I did it in a wacky moment. A hint: don't even think about doing it. |
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How would you keep the cute little ring in place? |
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Excuse me! Where does it say that redheads are more tempermentally explosive???? |
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And if so why would I want a MUSHROOM ON MY HEAD??!!
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<grumbling> its flat all over and still gives me a bad hairday allmost always. Who needs a perm for that?> |
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//redheads are stereotypically tempermentally explosive,//
It says so right there in [Vernons] annotation and I know one tiny little girl who fits the description, [Susan]. |
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<blushing> oh, you mean our daughter <blushing> |
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Sorry, no explosive temperment here. 'Fraid you'll have to peddle your stereotypes elsewhere. |
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Having red hair with a bit of wave and a lot of body, I have it cut specifically to avoid this sort of look. If I lived in a humid climate, I'd look that way regardless. |
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Well, I did try to say it was the stereotype that was explosive. And while I did say that redheads are stereotyped, I didn't say outright that all redheads actually fit the stereotype. OK? |
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I hope I haven't set you of on the wrong foot [half] and [Vernon] for me the stereotype does comply. I was being stereotype in my anno's. |
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<no actual redhead was injured or hurt in anyway while reading this idea> |
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Yeah, [Susan], I sorta got that. :) No worries, I was just weighing in. No need to justify yourself, [Vernon]. I wasn't offended or intending to offend. |
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I thought "this is going to be about food". Nope. I must just be hungry. |
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Actually, I have a bit of a thing for redheads. |
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<Imagines stand-off between two red-heads, resulting in Mutually Assured Tonsure> |
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Malcom Gladwell (see link) has been working on this kind of hair. |
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I put that bomb link in my favorites folder labeled "FUN". |
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<Hobbles over to piecemeal creature, diodes in hand> |
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I was thinking "light" mushroom cloud, [Pa`ve]. Imagine a soufflé or quiche, and round and dimpled like a big fritter; shaped like a thought balloon. Mm mm. BAM! |
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This is too short to be a Vernon. Who are you and what have you done with his hair? |
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[reensure], [UnaBubba], others, this Idea was posted in a Fashion subcategory. If it had been about food, I think I might have managed to post it in that area instead. |
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[wagster], [pa've], regarding GUI, there IS a way to do that, and I've toyed with the notion for a few years. It would be an actual book (I've done enough postings to fill one), but I dunno who would buy it.... |
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Fine. Get in an arms race if you rather. |
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