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Baldness, natural or artificially-induced, has always been a fashion statement in itself, but there's not much you could do with it.
Until now.
Adhesive bases allow for quite a cranial feng shui using life-sized foam-rubber fungi: anything from a solitary toadstool to a multi-variety bouquet.
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Well, there's a hell of a difference in fashion statements between psilocybin and shitaki... |
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Would this not look like the glans (or tip) of my favorite organ, perched atop the head? |
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I have no use for this, but I love the idea. A bald head
has always seemed to be a blank canvas, waiting for a
masterpiece. The idea of mushrooms would allow for a
single, large cap with gills, a large cap, gills and a stalk
to raise it above the head or a garden of smaller
mushrooms covering all. [+] |
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// A bald head has always seemed to be a blank
canvas, waiting for// advertising. |
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[21Quest} The post is about sticking fake mushrooms onto bald spots in interesting patterns, not floppy knitted hats. |
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Go to the store or a nearby field and choose some mushrooms. Remove head hair by applying a sharp razor or open flame. Glue a few mushrooms to the top of your head. Report back. |
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I have a cousin who is a mushroom head, but we
don't like to talk about her much. |
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I think I'd worry attracting Italian plumbers
attempting to jump on my head. |
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Hmm, thankyou but my fault: the post left plenty of room for the One Large Mushroom interpretation... and a quick reperusal of the annos shows plenty of support for that. |
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You could use a giant mushroom from a species of giant mushrooms of course, though the attachment point would be the stalk. |
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More like flower-arrangements with reusable foam mushrooms on a medium-sized rock instead of flowers in a vase. |
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(explanatory paragraph in the works) |
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+ OK, it's weird enough to be halfbaked, but I really dislike the pun. |
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There's something green and slimy growing behind my ears - does that count...? |
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