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Multi Diving

 A diving suit big enough for 30 people
 
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This is a diving suit big enough for 30 or so people so you cannot escape the tour group. The only thing is, people pee in diving suits to warm them up.To stop people being covered in other's urine, it will come with central heating. The suit will rotate and the top half is out of the water so people can breath.
—serpent671, Jan 10 2004

I guess it would work with wetsuits too. http://www.baytobre...ers/centipedes.html
[Klaatu, Oct 04 2004]

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       Make it a Dry Suit and nobody will need to pee.
Only other problem is "Let's go this way!". "No!. *This* way!. I wanna see the fishes over there!"
"Stop Kicking!"
"Move up a bit!"
—gnomethang, Jan 10 2004
   

       and they all rolled over and one fell out - there was 7 in the suit and they all cried out "roll over, roll over" and they all rolled over and one...
—po, Jan 10 2004
   

       That's the spirit, po!
—gnomethang, Jan 10 2004
   

       Alternative title: Submarine.
—lostdog, Jan 10 2004
   

       This sounds like a fun way to die. We could call it: Fools in a Tarp.
—k_sra, Jan 10 2004
   

       Is it baked if animals do something similar? When a large group of ants fall in water, they will form a ball. The ball rotates so each ant can breathe.
—GenYus, Jan 12 2004
   

       //Fools in a Tarp.//
see: Budget Space Travel:Budget Submarine
—Letsbuildafort, Jan 12 2004
   

       I'm still snorting at [lostdog].

Would it not be easier to link the divers by rope?
—silverstormer, Jan 12 2004
   

       //When a large group of ants fall in water, they will form a ball. The ball rotates so each ant can breathe.// wow, have you actually seen this happen or is this a discovery channel trivia piece?
—babyhawk, Jan 12 2004
   

       Well, you certainly would be able to tour sites where you would see a lot of....fishbones. And some people pee in drysuits, also. I'm a wetsuit diver, mineself, and am accustomed to diving solo.   

       They say there's two types of divers - those that pee in the thirty-person centrally heated suit, and those that lie about it.
—normzone, Jan 12 2004
   

       //wow, have you actually seen this happen or is this a discovery channel trivia piece?//   

       Discovery channel trivia piece.
—GenYus, Jan 13 2004
   

       Way too cool. So what we really need is a Rotating Multi-Diver Suit.
—k_sra, Jan 13 2004
   

       I read something about warm water and... Oh wait, that was about wetting the bed. Nevermind.
—Shz, Jan 13 2004
   

       Piss driven central heating ?
—skinflaps, Jan 14 2004
   

       Alternative alternative title: Yellow Submarine.
—lostdog, Jan 14 2004
   

       " And our friends are all aboard
Many more of them are next door
Skies are blue, and yellow makes green
In our Fool's Suit of neoprene"
—normzone, Jan 14 2004
   
      
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