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Mr. Potentate 'o' head

Would saying he's a real dick-tater be in bad taste?
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All this talk of Godwin's law lately, (eye don't understand the uh peel myself), has me wondering why there's never been an Adolph Hitler Mr. Potato head replete with interchangeable uniforms and tiny jackboots tied with actual little knotsies. An assortment of spud guns could accessorize the ensemble.

It's a gas.


eau de wind https://www.trump.c...se/trump-fragrance/
stinky [Skewed, Mar 09 2018]


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       Franco Fried Potatoes ?
8th of 7, Mar 06 2018
  

       Could we make one in the shape of Winnie the Pooh?
RayfordSteele, Mar 06 2018
  

       What's the good of just one ? You want a whole army of them , shirley ?
8th of 7, Mar 06 2018
  

       The dictator of Yugoslavia died. Poor Tito.
doctorremulac3, Mar 06 2018
  

       Yes, he'd had his chips.
8th of 7, Mar 06 2018
  

       There is one already - and it's called The Trump.
xenzag, Mar 07 2018
  

       Wow, that was hilarious! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha Ha Ha ha ha.. heh ahem.
RayfordSteele, Mar 07 2018
  

       You're right, it's not, far too tired & overused, but this is [linky], how a man with a name like "trump" has the balls to sell perfume named after himself I'll never know, they must be huge & seriously brassy. //It's a gas// Speaking of which..
Skewed, Mar 09 2018
  

       Hmm.. I think I may have used that one here before, still gobsmacked about it though.
Skewed, Mar 09 2018
  


 

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