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Exactly what it says in the title:
Fencing while riding motorised unicycles.
motorized unicycle
http://tinyurl.com/motorized-unicycle
add fencing foil. [swimswim, Apr 28 2010]
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Stupidly dangerous and impractical combination of edged weapons and internal combustion [+]. |
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Motorized unicycles are great! I envision this as a multiplayer sport, played on a large interlaced geometric triskelion type thing (500 quatloos on the newcomer!) such that the unicycles stay in motion but must stay on their own color. |
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The players swipe at each other in passing when possible: foils, whipes, bludgeons etc. |
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Pogo sticks.
Needs more pogo sticks. [+] |
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We wager 700 Quatloos on the girl ! |
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You mean like moist towlettes ? That's a bit sissy, isn't it ? Mind you I guess it can sting a bit if you get some of the stuff from the lemony ones in your eye ... |
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No, these are the bleach whipes that have a baby behind a big red X on the can. It is a TKO if your fighting costume is bleached off or you become too blond during battle with the whiper. |
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Ninja bleach wipes ? We though Ninjas wore black ... |
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Also note, "You can never be too blonde, or too thin". |
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//We though Ninjas wore black //
Punc. "We, though Ninjas, wore black " |
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"We thought Ninjas wear black ... " |
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The last I heard the guy who invented the motorized unicycle was revising his design after breaking his collar bone and a I think a minor concussion. |
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Also should this be fencing or jousting. |
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Also is this for only left handed fencers or do you put the throttle on the left? |
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Similar punc. correction applies. "We", thought Ninjas, "wear black". |
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I though this would be pedestrian fencers, striking at each other with handheld motorunicycles. |
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As I understand, motorunicycles don't have a manual throttle control, but respond to the riders CofG position, like a segway. |
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There's no reason why the sport couldn't be extended to jousting, clubbing, or any other short range sporting weapon. |
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Events could be held with many combatants in a large bowl, with assorted obstacles dotted about. |
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Ninjas wear black, that's why a bleach wipe is such a dangerous weapon to a Ninja. |
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Well, if we're all being pedantic, a fencing foil is not an edged weapon. |
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They should wear Chewbacca costumes and fight with hedge trimmers. |
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// if we're all being pedantic // |
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Not everyone is being pedantic; some are merely striving for precision. |
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Or, is it a reference to the sartorial style of a particular sect of hands-off stealth warriors, the 'thought ninjas'? |
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Are they the opposite of the Thought Police ? |
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The opposite of the Thought Police are the thoughtless
police. |
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Twizz... dude... love the idea... [+]. Easy to define, difficult to
master. I've even bunned yer well-boned Life Pasty idea
because one bun just wasn't enough on this idea. |
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If this idea was baked, it would be HUGE. |
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