Motivation and Life Guidance from Web-Enabled Screenwriters

I propose an electronic device that the user carries around with them. This device records what they are doing through video, audio, and possibly other means, and transmits this information to one or more screenwriters, who sit watching the incoming data stream and analyze the likely result of the user's current action and thereby the importance of the action to the plot of the user's life. The screenwriters are sworn to secrecy and all electronic signals are encrypted to prevent embarrassment. The screenwriters enter their opinions into a computer with a certainty measure, and update previously- rendered results with increased certainty. Thus, when the user is wasting time, the device can alert him that what he is doing is unlikely to be of importance.

Thus, the device can help the user seek out the important and dramatic, with the help of screenwriters who make their living by being attuned to that sort of thing. Similarly, the device can warn the user when they are making a decision that has potentially severe consequences, so they can assess whether they are in sufficient control of their faculties to make the decision, or if the decision should be delayed until, say, the next morning. As a premium service, the screenwriters could suggest actions for you to perform that are likely to have interesting results.